Aha

Senate honcho Mitch McConnell will be formerly remembered as the one feckless lifetime taxpayer leach who rigged a Senate trial for an individual attempting to cheat his way to reelection. Certainly, Trump will be acquitted without testimony from even one witness despite three quarters of Americans who favor such from appropriate witnesses. It’s apparent that ”The Grand Old Party” and its leadership are focused on ruling the country, not improving it.

If you think the impeachment proceedings were brief, consider Pamela Anderson’s latest marriage-12 hours! Britney Spears and Jason Alexander are contenders at a whopping 55 hours.  

Let’s hear it for Staten Island Chuck as for the 5^th straight year the New York groundhog has called for an early spring after not seeing his shadow. Meantime, it seems Punxutawney Phil concurs as the legendary and aged hog missed seeing his shadow for only the 20^th time in 124 tries.

Obviously, the Oval Office occupier has little trouble finding words with which to insult his opponents, recent evidence seen during the Super Bowl halftime with softball questions being lobbed by pal and Fox’s Sean Hannity. Ah, but it’s another matter when it comes to positive messages. The quote of the week comes from his tweet regarding the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl stating “They represented the state of Kansas very well”. Problem is the team is based in Missouri.  

A picture from “The Big Game” included that of a sleeping fan. Seems he dropped off during the first half of the game. He could have been attempting to catch up on all those “zz’s” he lost while standing on one of those endless ticket lines. He’s become famous for “the world’s most expensive nap”.

A recent story surfaces based on supposed info from Liza Minelli, daughter of Judy Garland.  She related that often her mother would return home after an exhausting few days and say, “what a week, I think I’ll call Jack” who just happened to be the President of The United States. Liza said the conversation always concluded with JFK asking Judy to sing the final eight bars of “Over The Rainbow” to which she would often say, “Oh no, again? Do you really want me to do that again? Alright”. Then she would comply as “Rainbow” made its way by phone from one long-time friend in Hollywood to another in the White House.